Hello, Darlin'!

WHAT do we have here???  Is that a Kindle?  Why, yes, YES it is!  I vowed I'd hold off on such a purchase until I was caught up with my reading (year 2016 was my best calculation...), and yet, here there is one... however can that be???

A gift!  Yes, a gift!  I promise I did NOT buy this myself.  A gift, a gift, a very generous gift for me, for me - I'm so very happy!!!  So happy I wrote a song.  Well, a chant.  A chant to Eddie Murphy's famous "You Ain't Got No Ice Cream":

I got a Kindle, I got a Kindle

I named it "Kindell"

But I can't use it

cuz I am on restriction

from buying any more books

until I read all the ones I already have,

that are on the shelves,

and the floor,

so my poor Kindell,

the Kindle,

will have to wait,

like forever,

but I don't care

cuz I got a Kindle, I got a Kindle,

yay, yay, yay