Kindle Quarterly Update

Kindell, the Kindle, is 5 months old, so it's time for a check-in to see how Kindell, the Kindle, is doing...

Kindell has 13 books and 6 apps installed.  No books have been read.  At all.  One app, Mahjong, is played frequently.  The other apps (Solitaire, Notepad, Dots & Boxes, Every Word & WordSearch) do not get much attention...

The books I've downloaded (not necessarily in order) are:

• Rooms by James L. Rubart
• Heat Wave by Richard Castle
• Hide in Plain Sight by Marta Perry
• Crush by Alan Jacobson
• Invisible by Lorena McCourtney
• Watchlist (multiple contributing authors)
• The Hangman's Daughter by Oliver Potzsch & Lee Chadeayne
• Spoilt by Joanne Ellis
• Saving Rachel by John Locke
• Heaven is for Real by Colton, Todd & Sonja Burpo
• Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen
• In the Cards by Christine Schwartz

Hello, Darlin'!

WHAT do we have here???  Is that a Kindle?  Why, yes, YES it is!  I vowed I'd hold off on such a purchase until I was caught up with my reading (year 2016 was my best calculation...), and yet, here there is one... however can that be???

A gift!  Yes, a gift!  I promise I did NOT buy this myself.  A gift, a gift, a very generous gift for me, for me - I'm so very happy!!!  So happy I wrote a song.  Well, a chant.  A chant to Eddie Murphy's famous "You Ain't Got No Ice Cream":

I got a Kindle, I got a Kindle

I named it "Kindell"

But I can't use it

cuz I am on restriction

from buying any more books

until I read all the ones I already have,

that are on the shelves,

and the floor,

so my poor Kindell,

the Kindle,

will have to wait,

like forever,

but I don't care

cuz I got a Kindle, I got a Kindle,

yay, yay, yay