WHAT do we have here??? Is that a Kindle? Why, yes, YES it is! I vowed I'd hold off on such a purchase until I was caught up with my reading (year 2016 was my best calculation...), and yet, here there is one... however can that be???
A gift! Yes, a gift! I promise I did NOT buy this myself. A gift, a gift, a very generous gift for me, for me - I'm so very happy!!! So happy I wrote a song. Well, a chant. A chant to Eddie Murphy's famous "You Ain't Got No Ice Cream":
I got a Kindle, I got a Kindle
I named it "Kindell"
But I can't use it
cuz I am on restriction